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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:46 PM
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So I was at the grocery store
Some loser was there.

Bermuda shorts pulled up to his armpits (classy "plaid" color).

Thick glasses with nice heavy black frames.

Black socks pulled up to his knees.

Cordovan wingtips.

White sleeveless undershirt. You can only see the top straps because his pants are so high.

He was walking up to each employee and saying "Heyyy...where's the gabbagool? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN GABBAGOOL"?

I told him to shut the fuck up.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:51 PM
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1. You should have tripped the bastard so he fell and spilled his groceries.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:53 PM
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2. The asshole would have sued me
I just figured out which loser-mobile was his and added a pound of sugar to his gas tank.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:58 PM
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3. so that is where my boyfriend has been
god damn his trifling ass and thanks for the sugar in the tank of my car now I can file an insurance claim on the piece of shit rag.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 04:59 PM
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4. .
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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