Hey! They've used My picture on the DU main page!

[President_G_W_Bush]

And Here.

I must admit, it's a great picture of Me.

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

1. Stunning as always sir!

It's a very compassionate photo, and I think that I speak for all of us in the company when I say that it's inspiring, and I desire to serve you in whatever capacity your majesty should like.

You here to do research on these liberals too? They're quite a filthy lot, aren't they?

Warm Regards,
Matt

[President_G_W_Bush]

2. We need some more dirt on Kerry.

He eats babies, doesn't he?

Well, doesn't matter either way... you'll find 'evidence', right?

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

6. Fear not, Mein...err, Mr. President!

Big Cousin Karl and I are cooking up something good. We're all sure that you are way more popular than any silly poll, so officially we know that you'll beat Kerry. But just in case, later this year I'll be "finding" some "evidence" that won't reflect real well on Massachusetts Liberal Michael John Dukakis Kerry.

Whatever happens though, I hope I also may speak for you when I let the liberals know we are going to do whatever we can to avoid a violent bloodbath in November should things not look the way we'd like them too.

Best Kind Wishes,
Matt

[MGKrebs]

3. I coulda' been President.

But you have to WORK too hard.

[President_G_W_Bush]

7. No, you don't. Look at Me!

Some run as the education president, some as the labor president.

I am the vacation president.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. It really captures the smirk nicely.

Say how come I've never seen you and News Man Matt Drudge in the same place at the same time?

[President_G_W_Bush]

5. You just did. In this thread.

[SarahB]

8. I noticed that

I almost lost my breakfast. :puke:

[President_G_W_Bush]

10. Awww...

I think it makes Me look all edumacated and compassionservative-like.

[latebloomer]

9. You Look

DIABOLICAL!!

It captures you so well.

[President_G_W_Bush]

11. MWUA HA HA HA HA

Me: What do you want to do tonight, Brain?

Karl: Same thing we do EVERY night, Georgie. Try to take over the world!

[slinkerwink]

12. funniest . thread . ever

;-)

[President_G_W_Bush]

13. I'm glad I amuse.

The more amused and distracted I keep you all, the more work our neo-con agents can slip through, unnoticed.

Right, Matt?

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

18. Sir! ixnay on alkingtay about our ansplay

Don't etlay the iberalslay owknay about atthay! It's a eoconnay ecretsay!

Armway Ishesway,

Attmay

[Padraig18]

14. You need more fiber in your diet.

You always look constipated, even when you smirk. :evilgrin:

[Mr. Socko]

15. Hey...you look like your usual pompous-jackassy self.

Way to go, asshole. :thumbsup:

[SOteric]

16. Yes.

I have a dart board that's just waiting for it. :7

[peekaloo]

17. You know there's an old joke that goes with the pic.....

Why do conservatives button the top button and knot their ties?

To hide the foreskin.


:*

[HEyHEY]

19. Caption "I've made the drop"

[mdmc]

20. Hey ! Turn that frown upside down!

:kick:
Why is * always frowning a smile?