A 7" cylinder that's 3" in diameter.

[Deja Q]

No, you pevs, it's a glass containing booze. :P

Save for the top 1cm, it was filled with strawberry daiquiri.

By the time 50% of it was ingested, I was buzzed.

Why won't restaurant host(ess)es look at people's martial status and place them in the corresponding pen? I'm a single almost-middle-aged guy. Don't place me next to the families or the geezers. Place me where the other desperate shaggers are located!!

It's the first time I went into a Mexican restaurant and the music constantly played was... polka?!

Worse, listening to a little girl cough colic is a pleasant enough experience while sober, but while drunk?!