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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 08:51 PM Original message |
Joan RIVERS Roast!1 w/o Lisa LAMPINELLI. Kathy GRIFFIN roastmistress!1 n/t |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'll wait for secret stash |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. Joan F***ing RIVERS!1 We can only hope she has a breakdown |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
3. "O.K., kids, GO MAKE JEWELRY!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. Carl REINER: "Your watch, liver spots and it's running out of time1" n/t |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. yay a David Carradine joke, finally |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:18 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Dry. Very dry. n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
7. (to Kathy) "I always wondered what you would look like if Andy |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
8. Judy: "I first met you when the house fell on your sister!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. "The worst comedian ever -- Tom ARNOLD!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:31 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. "Relative uses her much famous relative to further career" (Melissa/Roseanne) n/t |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
11. If the roasting gets too hot, won't her face melt off? |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Actually, it's TAME. I think they really LIKE her. n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
13. "She's so OLD, if you Google her you'll find her on SHINDLER's list." n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:40 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. I would fuck you like there's no tomorrow - a DISTINCT possibility!1 n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. Carl REINER: "he's so old he even smells funny!1" |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Carl REINER sucks. Has *always* sucked. n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:52 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. His big thing was the C-word. Kathy said, "Rest in peace." n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. Melissa: "What's a BJ - 50 bucks, dinner and a watch" Next GOTTFRIED!1 n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
19. Brad GARRETT: "Her last pap smear was done by the coroner" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:03 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. "Face has been lifted more than Bristol PALIN's prom dress!1" --- GOOD ONE!1 n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
21. Robin QUIVERS "antiquated racial sterotypes" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. "no point trashing your face 'cause your surgeon already did that for you!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:11 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. "What do you call a comedienne-icon?1 Carol BURNETT!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
24. "Joan: I loved you in The Wrestler. I caught her vagina on The Deadlest Catch" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
25. RICKLES: "I remember you when you were a guy!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
26. GOTTFRIED; "Lots of speculation about Joan's vagina - how old, how dry, how many men contructed it" |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:25 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. "Fill me with your seed so I can live another century!1" n/t |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
28. Okay, IMHO |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I agree!1 But we gotta go with what we've GOT!1 n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. Joan: "Advice I gave to David CARRADINE - hang in there!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:36 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. "I'm ashamed to be a Jew - I'm going to Malibu & give Mel GIBSON a blow job!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:38 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. "I can't leave comedy in the hands of these untalented - COMEDY NEEDS ME!1" n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
33. O.K., goodnight. I've earned a Lounge medal!1 n/t |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-09-09 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
34. this sounds disgusting |
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Love Bug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-10-09 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
35. I watched it because I'm a big Joan fan but... |
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