I'm being dragged against my will to play shuffle board.

[graywarrior]

I'm wearing a Green Day t-shirt....lol!

[HopeHoops]

1. Just remember a few things.

The little puck thing is to be thrown like a discus and the fork they give you is for jousting along that nice long lane they provide. Remember to yell something about windmills as you run down the length of it.

That should be your last invitation.

[Moondog]

2. You have my deepest sympathies.

But fight the cliches - do something outrageous, over and above the Green Day shirt.

[graywarrior]

3. OK, now they all want to play topless--including the women.

and these are SENIORS....like in their 70's and 80's! ! !

[brendan120678]

4. It's all to psyche you out...

they figure if they are topless, you'll be too distracted by their....uh....beauty(?) to play well.

[graywarrior]

5. Senior's strategy to kiss ass?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hippywife]

6. Watch out for them oldsters

that are into shuffleboard. They can be pretty cut-throat about it. I work in a retirement center and the shuffleboard room is right across from my office, so I know. :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

7. Watch out they don't set up some strip shuffle board

[BuelahWitch]

11. I'm surprised none of the Lounge Perverts have asked you for pics!

:hide:

[blockhead]

14. I only have a shuffleboard table but topless is cool with me.

refinished it about a year ago.

[graywarrior]

15. Niiiice!

[rug]

8. Now you know how the duck feels.

[madinmaryland]

9. So what you are telling us is that you lost to the duck at shuffleboard!

:D

[graywarrior]

10. You have a one duck mind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Make it a game of strip shuffleboard.

That would be much more interesting.

[NJmaverick]

13. lol

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9014068#9014549

:hi: