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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 05:01 PM
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BREAKING: Poor mountaineer who barely kept family fed shoots at food, up comes a-bubblin' crude


CNN, BUG TUSSLE, TN: Local resident Jed Clampett got a surprise while a-huntin' possums earlier today when a stray bullet hit a vein of oil on his property, and up from the ground come a-bubblin' crude.

Jed's kinfolk encouraged him to move away from there, telling him "California's the place you oughta be." So Jed and Granny, plus daughter Ellie Mae and cousin Jethro Bodeine loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills, that is.

READ MORE at CNN.com
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 05:06 PM
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1. You are a VERY BAD MAN!
:spank:
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 05:11 PM
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2. I swear to God, that theme song ran thru my head just yesterday for whatever reason
and I haven't seen the show in years.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 05:12 PM
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3. AARRGGHHHHHH!
'Nuff said. :grr:
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