VIDEO: Man smashes car into store to steal sex toy

[jakeXT]

BROWNHELM TWP. — The thief who crashed his car through AdultMart here early Wednesday knew exactly what he wanted: He picked up a $300 sex toy, discarded it for a smaller, less expensive model and then drove off — all of which was captured quite clearly on security video.

http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2009/09/03/video-man-smashes-car-into-store-to-steal-sex-toy/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyhPPqt1wAY

[texanwitch]

1. Why didn't he take both toys.

He was stealing them anyway.

[jakeXT]

2. He forgot to put his car in park, not everything went according to plan

jumped out of his car without putting it in park, grabbed the sex toy and ran over to his still-moving car


...

He said the thief rammed his car through six doors and ran over $20,000 of security devices — all for a $150 sex toy.

[texanwitch]

3. They have his license plate number on the video.

I wonder if the car was stolen.

[Skittles]

4. he would need both hands to do that

[carlyhippy]

8. LOL!

Man that guy must have been........desperate..........

[suninvited]

5. so that's what the inside of one of those stores looks like

I have always wondered O8)

and what was the toy?

[WillParkinson]

6. I wonder if he's looking at hard time...

Oh, c'mon! Someone was gonna say it.

[NJmaverick]

7. What sort of sex toy do you get for $300?

[carlyhippy]

9. for all the trouble he just went thru, it better be well worth it ha.

Carly

[lightningandsnow]

10. I know the Feeldoe goes for around $160.

Do not ask me how I know this.

:hide:

[NJmaverick]

12. What is a Felldoe and what is it used for?

[lightningandsnow]

19. This.

http://www.feeldoe.com/

It's a double dildo.

Again, do not ask me how I know all this.

[WillParkinson]

20. I'm grossed out...

Yet enthralled at the same time.

[jakeXT]

13. You could get sex furniture, but I can't imagine him trying to get it into his car

NSFW

http://www.liberator.com/eng/categories/sex-furniture/original-label/view-all




On the page where I found the link they claim it was a pornstar replica
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/when_you_really_1.html

[Dr. Strange]

11. And I would have gotten away with it too...

if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog!

I mean he. Not me.

[MilesColtrane]

14. That's got to be illegal according to the Ohio penile code.

[undeterred]

15. I'm guessing his technique is not very subtle

in the bedroom either.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. "Hey bebby, want some smash and grab?"

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. TZ wasn't giving it up so he had to resort to plan B.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9022626

[flvegan]

18. HA!

:rofl:

[MajorChode]

21. Well, what are you supposed to do when they don't stay open 24hrs?

And you're lonely.