Mr Gray just dropped my cell phone into a sink full of water.

[graywarrior]

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

Can't see digital caller ID and water keeps dripping out of it.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

Didn't get insurance when I got it.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

And get this....he's mad at ME because I'm upset.


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Why did you make him do that????

[graywarrior]

3. Because I'm a cold hearted bitch who cares more about a cell phone than him.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I hope you are extra nice to him over the next few days.

[graywarrior]

6. Yes, this is definetly all about my issues.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. That's good you understand that...

Now, maybe cooking him a nice dinner would be in order?

[graywarrior]

8. You guys all stick together.

He just went out for a walk, presumably feeling like shit. I promise not to make him feel like crap when he comes home.

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Make sure you give him an hour long shoulder massage after dinner.

I'm sure he is very stressed right now.

[graywarrior]

25. I don't think he wants his "shoulder" massaged.

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. What else could it be?

[graywarrior]

30. er....

:evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

2. Take out the battery. let it air out for a couple of days.

It might work after that.

[graywarrior]

5. Can't get the damn thing open.

[Kali]

9. it may work again when it dries out

I was happy with this place, and cheaper than insurance after just a year...
http://www.replaceyourcell.com/

[Skittles]

10. scheduling Mr. Gray for ass-kicking

he gets top priority

[gratuitous]

11. This wouldn't have happened if you had just . . .

Well, you know.

Hope it comes back after it dries out. On the plus side, if you've been with your current cell carrier for a couple of years and you like them, they can probably set you up with a brand new phone for next to nothing. I don't know if they'd be able to transfer your numbers and such, but then again for a duck torturer, they shouldn't do squat-ah.

[graywarrior]

12. Verizon

And they have ZERO idea about my duck torturing, so just you STFU about that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[gratuitous]

13. Oh, they can hear us now . . .

Don't you watch the commercials?

[graywarrior]

20. LOL

They can't hear me coz my battery is sitting naked on the coffee table.

[liberaltrucker]

14. Just thank your chosen Deity it wasn't the terlit

:)

[madinmaryland]

15. Mr. Duck gets his revenge! He thought the phone could swim!!

Sorry about your phone!

:hi:

[leeroysphitz]

16. Bob Dillon did WHAT?!?!?

[rug]

17. Why are you yelling at him when he's doing the dishes?

[graywarrior]

21. .

:blush:

[RidinMyDonkey]

18. It might still work after it dries!

This has happened to me twice before. Once a small child dropped it into a glass of soda when I wasn't looking, another time my SO accidentally left it in his pocket while it went through the wash. Same thing happened where I couldn't see the called ID, or anything for that matter. I was just about to buy a new phone when all the words magically came back.

[graywarrior]

23. This is encouraging.

Running it through the washer is really really outstanding. I MUST relay this to Mr. Gray, whom I jost tole I wuv him regardless to which he responded....FREE THE DUCK.

[Parche]

19. That is why i got waterfall noises when i called you

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[graywarrior]

22. No, that's when I leave it in the toilet.

[struggle4progress]

27. Hmm. I may start carrying around a sink full of water for just this purpose.

I just never thought of it before


How to Save Your Wet Cellphone: Tech Clinic
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/how_to/4269047.html

[TK421]

28. DON'T YOU KNOW CELL PHONES AND WATER DON'T MIX?!@!!!!!@

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU@!!!!!!!#@$$$ SERIESLY@!!!!!#@####

[graywarrior]

31. I should have done the dishes instead of him

I sorry.

[TK421]

35. That, is too much information ( TMI these days ) ohhhhh!!!!!!!!

snap!

[graywarrior]

37. Wow, I can't believe I wrote that.

[madrchsod]

29. if it`s an older model of phone it will dry out and will work fine

i`ve washed mine and pulled it out of the mud snow after two days. takes about two days to dry out.

[graywarrior]

32. Two days!!!!

I'll miss all my business calls! (Like I get any)

[madrchsod]

33. hair- dryer

[merh]

34. I dropped my cell in the bay over the weekend

I spent 1/2 an hour fishing it out of the bay with a net (I knew right where it had fallen, it was in slow motion and I couldn't catch it, but I knew right where it was, sort of.)

My sis sent me this article about drying out phones

http://tech.msn.com/howto/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=21330040

[graywarrior]

36. We had the last of the rice for dinner tonight...lol.

If it doesn't work by tomorrow, I'm ordering two new phones.

[Jeep789]

38. The rice is really supposed to work

Take the battery out and place everything in the rice to absorb the water. And you shouldn't even attempt to use the phone until it is thoroughly dry. Using it before it is dry, even though it may appear to work at first will completely damage it. We learned all of this the hard way.

[HopeHoops]

39. DUCT TAPE HIM TO THE WALL!

Set the phone on vibrate if you can and drop it down his pants. If it starts to function again, you'll hear about it.

[graywarrior]

40. If I do that he'll know I got the idea from here.