CAPTION the new manual human waste stopper

[underpants]

[commander bunnypants]

1. I just thought he was a big pile of human waste

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DDQM

[Bertha Venation]

2. I thought Cheney was ugly.

Who IS that guy? And why doesn't someone tell him he needs to wash his tie?

[Richardo]

3. Bertha, meet Karl Rove...

Your years of blissful ignorance regarding his physical repugnance have just come to a sudden, unfortunate end :(

[Bertha Venation]

6. ohh, so THAT's Karl Rove!

I hope he's just going bald -- he looks like he's had chemo.

Poor unfortunate soul (that is, assuming he has one).

[Richardo]

8. Re the "soul" that's a big negatory - see XNASA's post below...

:evilgrin:

No chemo - just ugly.

[Bertha Venation]

9. ah

that explains a lot. Yep.

[XNASA]

4. "Hello. Satan?...........

I know I've already sold my soul and half my hair for some favors. But how much do you think I could get for my good looks?"

[Search Party]

5. "this is turd w/ gold tie, come in terror one, over..."

[regularguy]

7. "Can you smell me now?"

.

[XNASA]

10. WINNER!!!!!

Funniest line of the week.

Great work.

[VOX]

16. Ha! Can't touch this one, regularguy!

Thanks for the well-needed laugh. :toast:

[Richardo]

11. "Hello Newsman Matt Drudge? Run with this: Dean & Kerry sitting in a tree

...K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Got it? Good. OK, Gotta get back on 'TurdBlossom One' and get back to DC. Better see that on the Drudge Report tomorrow or it's your ass. Yeah, I know, that's not really a threat to you is it? OK bye."

[myomy]

12. "Did Kerry really say I'm color blind"?

Why would he say that? Just because I pick my own ties?

[IronLionZion]

13. Hey Osama how are you my old friend?

Are you guys all set for the October event? Excellent!

[Endangered Specie]

14. Ah, the cellphone, explains the radiated half-brain.

[cosmicdot]

15. KKKarl: wish we had these cell phones back in the Watergate days ...

... Segretti eat your heart out ... anyhoo, yeah, I'm already working on 2008 and beyond ... dirty tricks for 2004 have been pretty much 'what if'd' to the nth ... ready for every scenario under the sun ...

[montana_hazeleyes]

17. Just a question-

Why are so many of these * people so unattractive?

[cosmicdot]

18. meanness streaks aren't pretty

[skip fox]

19. "Yeah, yeah, Numbnuts, I'm working hard. Right at my desk. Gonna

get you reelected, boy, you just hang in there and see. . . . What? . . . No, no, that ain't no plane you're hearing, I just got this crazy soundtrack on my office CD player. . . . . What? . . . . Are you kidding? I'd never dream of leaving you in the lurch. . . . Don't worry. I'm right here behind you.

[skip fox]

20. "No, Duck Wad, you're right, 'There ARE never enough

CAPTIONs!"

[geniph]

21. You know why you never see Rove without a tie?

otherwise, the foreskin would slip up over his mouth and nose and suffocate him.

[skip fox]

22. geniph, Better stay on those meds. Remember, you're not

the doctor!

[Nevernose]

23. He look just like a Muppet, doesn't he?