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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-27-09 05:39 PM
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MIKE LEACH BLAMES FAT TEXAS TECH COEDS FOR A&M LOSS
You stay classy, Lubbock...


Really? Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/10/26/mike-leach-blames-fat-texas-tech-coeds-for-am-loss/

The players are stalwart enough after a game that was embarrassing even to watch, but Leach’s rapid whiplashing from “We didn’t coach well enough to beat A&M, and we didn’t play well enough to beat A&M” to “We’re not gonna listen to our fat little girlfriends” doesn’t speak to a steady hand on the tiller. Mike, Mike — don’t you know the plump ones make the best pirate lasses? And with still-ranked Kansas coming to town on Halloween, can you really afford to alienate the wench contingent of your student section?
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-27-09 05:55 PM
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1. I love to bet against Mike Leach
Every goof loves his pantyhose style, consequently the team is absurdly overrated. In the right situation you can win the bet by dozens of points, and never have to sweat.

Saturday was an example. I filed out of the Miami/Clemson game disappointed by our loss, but my handy sportsticker reported my A&M bet was cruising, so I was managing an extended chuckle.

Texas Tech was favored by 23 and lost by 22.

:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-27-09 06:23 PM
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2. So their girlfriends all gained weight since last year?
Edited on Tue Oct-27-09 06:24 PM by KamaAina
y'know, when they beat Texas 'n' stuff? :eyes:

edit: header
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