Tom Cruise threatened to 'beat the living shit' out of wayward Scientologists

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tom Cruise threatened to 'beat the living shit' out of wayward Scientologists

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/tom_cruise_threatened_to_beat.php

Tom Cruise allegedly threatened to "beat the living shit" out of three disobedient Scientologists, according to the NY Daily News:

Marty Rathbun, once one of Miscavige's most trusted lieutenants, tells us he has a witness who can corroborate his account of a bloody beating at the church's 500-acre compound in Hemet, Calif. Furthermore, he's brought it to the attention of Cruise's attorney, Bert Fields.

On the day before the actor's visit a couple of years ago, the compound's managers took part in "the Tom Cruise arrival preparation drill," which required "orchestrating every action they perform ... in the presence of Cruise," Rathbun recently wrote Fields.

But Miscavige wasn't happy when he addressed 80 to 100 managers at a prisonlike facility, known as "The Hole," where three insubordinate officials -- Marc Yager, Guillaume Leserve and Ray Mithoff -- were "incarcerated," according to Rathbun.

"Miscavige berated for being far too light in their demands for confessions" from the three, Rathbun alleges in his letter, "because they refused to beat ... to pulps. Miscavige said that Tom ... had vowed to come to the Hole and personally 'beat the living ' out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.
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In response, the mob rushed at the three targeted gentlemen," Rathbun claimed. "Fists flew and feet kicked into the three. They continued to pound until ... each had two black eyes."

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. What's he gonna do, swat them with a badminton racquet?

swat swat swat.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. Really....

How embarrassing would it be to have to admit that you had your ass kicked by Tom Cruise?

[flvegan]

2. That's not a threat. It's the beginning of a joke.

[Liberal_in_LA]

20. lol n/t

[PVnRT]

27. The aristocrats?

[crimsonblue]

4. Isn't his anger just his body thetans trying to escape?

Looks like Tommy needs some more Dianetics training.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. He's afraid that if his Thetans took flight, so would his career.

To mangle the classic quote :rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

5. Tom Cruise can't kick a two year old's ass.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Which means that Suri shall soon be running the house.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Talk to the bottle.

Make it sit in the comfy chair. Xenu will appear.





Or Chuggo, he's strong with Scientologyism.

[rcrush]

9. Scientologists can be fucking psycho sometimes...

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

[KamaAina]

11. Usually only on days that end with a 'y'

:P

[kentauros]

10. Even if Tom can't, obviously a mob can.

Why won't the US government revoke their status as a "religion"? That kind of activity shouldn't be tolerated by anyone.

[graywarrior]

12. Yeah, sure.

[Ikonoklast]

13. He has been given powers far beyond your ken...

As Oprah discovered to her great regret.

[arbusto_baboso]

17. Damn! He Palpatined Oprah! No way!

Awesome.

[rrneck]

14. There's a tragedy in the pipe for that buncha loons.

It's just a matter of time.

[Yavin4]

15. Isn't He Like 4 foot 2?

Just extend your arm to his forehead and try not to laugh as he swings his little arms.

[MajorChode]

16. I wonder which comet these loons are waiting to hitch a ride on

...and how much longer before it comes around.

[Odin2005]

18. That cult needs to be shut down.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. He'd only reach their knees.

[TZ]

21. lol!

I'm about the same height as Cruise (5 feet nothing) and thats the joke I make..I'm gonna punch you in the knees!!

[Rambis]

22. Cults do that

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Scumbags.mp3

[Initech]

23. Note to self: don't get involved with church of Scientology.

[MilesColtrane]

24. He would have given their kneecaps a damned good thrashing.

[LeftinOH]

25. Couldn't he just get a stunt double to perform smackdowns?

[peekaloo]

26. I thought every time they pooped it elevated their status or something.

So he's just being helpful.

The 'Boston Legal' ep comes to mind where the Alan farts on his way back to the defense table and exclaims "I'm getting closer by the minute".