SOOOOO, I took out this WANT AD......

[matcom]

[WilliamPitt]

1. Mom?

:)

[matcom]

2. your Mom is double-jointed?

:P

:bounce:

[thom1102]

3. I'm curious if he got any replies?

[Ediacara]

4. I think it's a fake

want-ads normally have a number to call (or refer to).

[FreeperSlayer]

5. Are you still wearing that sexy thong?

eom

[matcom]

6. what makes you think I EVER take it off?

:P

[ozymandius]

10. I've been wearing the same thong for three years.

It started out as a pair of boxers. That's life - dontcha know.

[44wax]

7. Do you like long walks in the park with double jointed twin sisters?

[matcom]

8. sisters? no

double jointed Yaks????

you betcha! :D

[patdem]

9. Here Here Double Jointed....

My pointer finger can look like a (wooden) roller coaster (not those damned new fashioned loop to loop thingys) and people are really freaked out!

Super model....I have put together models you would not believe...super perhaps?

Grows pot...are bellies even considered here???

Free concert tickets...I hear the Robertson Gospel Singers will be at Regent University...and I can get all the free tickets you could want to own!

No twin sister, sorry. But there are lots of 'sisters' in Regent who will be at the concert?

[samsingh]

11. good luck

sounds good. Any responses yet?

Send over the extra applicants my way.