The VERY drunk biker...

[HopeHoops]

A cop is sitting in his car outside a bar and notices a man stumble out and wander around aimlessly. After a few minutes, he gets out of the car and approaches the man. "Can I help you?"

"I lost mah motorcycle."

"Well where did you last see it?" asks the cop.

"Right here on the end of this key!" the biker responds.

The cop suppresses a chuckle and is about to escort the man into the bar to call a cab when he notices the guy's fly is open and his penis is hanging out. "Sir, did you realize you are exposing yourself?"

The biker looks down, sees his penis waving in the breeze and shouts, "SHIT - I lost my girlfriend too!"


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[Rising Phoenix]

1. cute

I have never heard that one