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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 07:32 PM
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I need a handjob!
Handjob! Is the multi-grip system that everyone’s talking about! Are you feeling tired? Frustrated? Overwhelmed? Sounds like you need a Handjob!

Beware of sloppy imitations. You could expect to pay up to $40 elsewhere. But right now, you can experience all the pleasure and convenience of a genuine Handjob! for yourself for the low, low price of just $4.95 plus shipping and handling.

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 07:36 PM
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1. TWO for $4.95!! I've got enough money for 40 Handjobs!
I wonder if I get a discount if I buy in bulk?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 07:48 PM
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2. Just in time for Christmas!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 07:56 PM
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3. Why didn't I think of this one?
:banghead:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 08:04 PM
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4. I think she spells it 'Anita Handjob'
:)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-13-09 08:07 PM
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5. I'll undercut that price.
But I'm going to require a receipt. You know... for tax purposes.

Oh, and you're not allowed to look me directly in the eyes.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 12:21 AM
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6. Is that made by the same people who brought us the "Wunder Boner"?
:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 12:25 AM
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7. 2 for 5 bucks? You can't beat that. (n/t)
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-14-09 12:49 AM
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8. What's Going On Here?
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