KY Intense

[kentauros]

I saw this ad the other day and was literally laughing out loud! :rofl:
I still am! :7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWiVZMbOD1o

[peekaloo]

1. a friend of mine compares it (gel)to the demise of the Wicked Witch

It burns, burns and makes you scream "I'm melting".

[Chan790]

2. If I wanted that sensation...

I'd rub vapo-rub on my crotch.

:scared:

[kentauros]

4. Then you'll have to mix a teaspoon of cayenne in with it

:P

[kentauros]

3. I don't think I've tried it

but perhaps it is too strong for some ;)

[peekaloo]

5. A friend of hers had one of "those" parties and each attendee was given

various samples of gels. I'm told there was a rush for the ice maker after about 5 minutes of "sampling". :rofl:

[kentauros]

6. !o!

:rofl:

Must have been some party! ;)

[cwydro]

7. Lol.

What did they do? All take turns going to the bathroom...or, um what?

[peekaloo]

8. I'm told they were discreet about the application but the rush for the ice

looked like "Walmart the day after Thanksgiving". :D

[kentauros]

9. I love your descriptions!

:rofl:

[cwydro]

10. Lol!

I am still not able to get this figured out in my mind.

But perhaps that is for the best...:rofl:

[peekaloo]

19. since this thread is still humming:

They took turns going to the restroom. Upon returning what started out as a "pleasant sensation" soon turned into a "hot potato in my panties" experience. I'm told it looked like a very disorganized "wave" (think sports stadium) with each slowly rising up then slamming their butts back down into the cushions. At this point the frenzied rush to the ice maker took place.

I literally laughed 'til I cried over this story. :D

[kentauros]

21. I'm sure it's having a similar effect on the readers of this thread

myself included :rofl:

I would suspect that the 'heat' of sex would tame the chemical heat somewhat such that partners don't have to keep a bowl of ice next to the bed when this gel is used ;)

[cwydro]

11. Btw.

IBTL!

[kentauros]

12. Yeah, I wasn't sure if it would be construed that way or not.

So, we'll have some fun before that happens! :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRJ8ZsEJgw

[cwydro]

13. How ELSE would it be construed???!!

Lol!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kentauros]

14. As a discussion about the ad I posted

and how effective it is at making the product memorable :D

[cwydro]

15. Why of course!

I'm sitting here laughing how I am all over this thread.

I hope that is not misconstrued.

[kentauros]

16. Naw, it's not miscontrued.

Unless you didn't aim first :P

I gotta go to the bank. I guess I'll see the results when I get back :evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

17. Have you heard of "KY Yours and Mine"?

It comes in two tubes. You put one gel on him, the other on you and when they come together it's supposed to be really fucking great.

Now what could POSSIBLY be wrong there--except it encourages people to have unprotected intercourse, and it uses the same "two chemicals come together to form a greater one" principle as the bomb in Die Hard 3.

[Fleshdancer]

20. Sex is already fun without having to turn your genitals into a chemistry lab

Those "yours and mine" commercials creep me out!

[KamaAina]

18. A TV station in the heart of Jesusland calls itself "KY-3"

KYTV, the longtime NBC affiliate in Springfield, Mo., a place so conservative that its competitor used to sign off at 10:45 on Sunday night. Seriesly.

[kentauros]

22. Is there some significance to 10:45,

like some biblical reference, or is it just that they roll up the sidewalks that early?

[KamaAina]

25. No, that was just really, really early for a TV station to sign off

even back then when they all signed off eventually, it was usually at 1 or 2 in the morning. ;boring:

[darkstar3]

23. I grew up watching KY-3.

As soon as I was old enough to see the reference, I couldn't help laughing every time they put up the call letters.

You've nailed the area, that's fersure.

[lightningandsnow]

24. Americans are such prudes.

:rofl:

[Chan790]

26. Or perhaps we just don't want camphor on our happy places...

it used to be considered a form of torture, now...it's supposed to increase arousal? :shrug: (What have the Bush really done to us as a nation?)

Color me skeptical.

I can find enough other ways (many illegal in 41 states and 2 US territories) to brighten and enliven my intimacy.

[kentauros]

27. Is this one with camphor or cayenne?

Because I've used one of them with cayenne and we both thought it was that much better than the "regular" kind. I think it's still worth trying, even with camphor. The use of it at all would be discussed first, of course, but sounds great anyway :D

[704wipes]

28. oh god, hope there was no animal testing of this

the poor research assistants...

[Chan790]

31. It's probably cayenne now that I think about it...

it's still not my idea of a good time. I'm very happy settling for the old standards:




and good old-fashioned scentless flavorless gimmickless paraben-free products. :patriot:

[kentauros]

34. Looks like you've watched "Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!"

once too many times :P

[lightningandsnow]

29. Bush as in president or pubic hair?

:rofl:

[kentauros]

30. Okay

now you're just trying to get this thread locked! :P

[Chan790]

33. I'm really surprised it isn't yet. n/m

[Chan790]

32. President. n/m

[kentauros]

35. I know!

I remember on another board where one of the regulars that lives in Germany was talking about how she got sex education at age twelve. The conservatives made such a stink about it that they almost got the thread locked.

I can also remember every year at the end of the school year when they'd hand out those cards for requesting new curricula, every time I'd suggest sex ed. I bet the people reading that probably just thought I was some horny teenaged boy asking for such a thing for prurient reasons and never took my requests seriously. Of course, being Texas and the South, it may be another hundred years before they figure out the benefits of such a class :eyes:

[rurallib]

36. Imagine the conversation at the ad agency

'Ladies and gentlemen. We are charged with coming up with a way to make women want to put vap-o-rub on their crotch. I'll entertain suggestions.'

[kentauros]

37. I don't know why y'all keep calling it "vap-o-rub".

My past-wife and I used either this particular one or whatever was the one they had that uses cayenne. It's not petroleum jelly, as is the base in Vap-o-Rub, and there is no menthol or camphor. After looking up the ingredients, there isn't even any cayenne in this one, either.

And for us, it really did enhance the experience; we both loved it! :D
If that's not the case in your own experience, okay. My OP was really just about the ads themselves and how funny they were while supremely achieving their goal to make the product desirable ;)

[peekaloo]

38. Maybe the Go-Go's will lend them that song, oh how does it go...

"Our lips are seared" }(