I've been skiing all day!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

It was below zero and I have the flu, but I decided to go anyway!

What a good time!

Well, it was a good time until my ass fell off because it was so goddamn cold.

Oh, one other thing...I got coughing so hard on the chairlift that I fell out and dropped about 40 feet.

Other than that, it was a pretty good time.






























OK, it sucked.

[taterguy]

1. Next time wear clothes dumbass

[rug]

2. Fortunately, an intrepid lensman was on the scene.

[rurallib]

3. but for 40 feet he felt so free

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. By the way......

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Looking EXACTLY like this is why I decided
that I was not cut out for the sport.
.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Somebody snapped a pic of LFP's poor frozed-off ass.

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Tried skiing once in Austria in the early 70's. Kept at
it JUST long enough to realize that I didn't need to ever
ski again my whole life through... and WALKED down the top
half of the mountain to the gasthaus and spent the remainder
of the day drinking gluhwein.
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Now, if THAT ever becomes an Olympic sport.......
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Oh, yeah. I forgot why you're REALLY here.
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Gaze in wonder, you mere mortals.
.

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[applegrove]

6. But but but I bet there were no lineups. How could you not love it. LOL