lounge petition: we the undersigned demand a picture of SKITTLES

[Kali]

in her ASS KICKING black skirt, black stockings, black pumps!


disclaimer: I'm straight and married but I totally have a girl crush on SKITTLES!




















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[denbot]

1. Signing this petition will lead to two asskickings.

One from skittles, and one from Alley.


:hide: :hide:

[jobycom]

2. I live in Austin. How much would you pay me for getting that pic?

Papparaziing has to beat bookkeeping.

[texanwitch]

3. Sounds like a dangerous job.

Ask for plenty.

How big is your zoom lens.

[AsahinaKimi]

4. That shouldn't be too hard to fulfill ...

looks kinda like this..

[kentauros]

7. And similar to this:

But not this:



:P

[Kali]

16. I have one of those!

Pachinko!

[kentauros]

25. I had one in my teens.

I don't remember if my parents kept it or not. I'll have to ask them next time I talk :)

[pokerfan]

21. Also this

[OhioChick]

5. Uh-Oh.....

Skittles is coming.....

:hide:

[texanwitch]

6. Skittles likes me.

Really.

[OhioChick]

10. Does Skittles know this?

:rofl:

[Skittles]

11. I am hot for Texan Witches

it's no secret :rofl:

[texanwitch]

12. Told you so.

I am safe.

[Skittles]

14. BEWARE MY SWEET

I CAN STILL KICK HOT TEXAS WITCH ASS; yes INDEED

[texanwitch]

15. Got to catch me first.

:rofl:

[Skittles]

19. I exercise an hour a day babe

and I am FAST!!!! :D

[texanwitch]

22. How fast are you.

:shrug:

[Skittles]

23. at least as fast as someone travelling by BROOM

yes INDEED

[texanwitch]

24. Well, my broom is supercharged.

We have new improved brooms.

[MilesColtrane]

8. You just made The List.

Ass kicking being scheduled in 3....2....1...

[Skittles]

20. adding MilesColtrane to The List

for, er, talking about THE LIST :7

[MilesColtrane]

28. uh oh

:scared:

[Skittles]

9. I looked damn good

sample comment from 28 year old techops guy: "HOLY SHIT". Of course, that could have been referencing the fact he was seeing my legs for the first time in five years :rofl:

P.S. I am 52 and it's a Size 2 skirt :D

[Kali]

13. well...????

where is the picture, woman?

















ps
damn you and your size 2 skirt, I probably couldn't wear that skirt for a hat:rofl:

[Skittles]

18. aw well it's not what I'm wearing tonight

next time I guess.....funny, a couple of coworkers harassed me last night about taking a picture :D

[Dystopian]

17. You're not alone...

:hi:
I wonder how many of us will publicly admit to the girl crush?:o
I'm sending her a subliminal message..

Well...I suppose I shouldn't have typed subliminal:blush:

peace~

[Capn Sunshine]

26. Don't do it

let the romantic vision live on

I'm pretty sure I saw Skittles Crew Chiefing an offloading of a C-117 in Montelimar in 1976. Or an Airman Tejas lady Crewchief like her.
I think it was her because I asked her if she needed help and she replied "I can kick your ass all by myself."

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. I'm EXACTLY like Kali...

.
...except for the fact that I'm a man named Mom n' stuff... but I think I also
have a girl-crush on Skittles.
.
Be gentle. It's my first girl-crush.
.
And I'm EXACTLY like Skittles, too... in that I'd get TONS of "OhShit" reactions
from everyone who saw ME in a size 2 skirt for the first time.
.
Mainly because I wouldn't be able to pull it up past my ankles.
.

.

[Bertha Venation]

29. Here are a few pictures of Skittles.

This Skittles was named for our beloved DUer.