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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 02:05 PM
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I get ID'd for buying cake...do people get ID'd for buying cooking wine too?
Edited on Sun Feb-07-10 02:16 PM by HipChick
even the cashier was really sorry for having to ask me for my ID...seriously how much alcohol content does something have to have?


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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 02:21 PM
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1. If they're going to card folks for alcohol...
.
... I don't see why not (unless the alcohol content is removed in
the bottling/prep process). A co-worker brought homemade rum balls
to work one Christmas season and they made me a little tipsy (me,
an experienced drinker with high tolerance and I didn't, you know...
OVER-overindulge in the tasty li'l suckers).
.
Underage, if I'da known that cooking alcohol would get me drunk,
I'da been getting it by the magnum. Better yet, by the case.
.
And seriously... what better highschool seduction aid than a cake
moistened with generous amounts of Amaretto or Cointreau?
.
You know, "Candy is dandy..." and all that.
.
Come to think of it, I've tasted liqueur cakes AND chocolates
that have made me jump back and kiss myself!!!
.
And you can probably guess what THAT led to.
.
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 02:27 PM
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2. If I wanted to get high, I'd just skip the cake and go for the source, its not as if
my thighs need any help
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amyrose2712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 03:54 PM
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3. They asked for my ID for cold medicine, then
they scanned my drivers license.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 04:06 PM
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4. I got ID'd buying root beer once.
No alcohol at all, but it was a fancy small batch thing so it was in dark glass bottles. I can see how the cashier might have thought it was beer if he wasn't looking closely.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 04:25 PM
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6. Funny story
Many years ago, an uncle of mine came visiting from Germany. He went down to the grocery store to pick up some beer and --Pennsylvania being a backwards state that doesn't permit the sale of beer in grocery stores--came back with root beer. Spit it clear across the kitchen.


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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 04:22 PM
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5. I got carded for water.
I was in a casino, using a slot machine and I asked the waitress for one of the complementary bottles of water. She asked to see ID (which I didn't have on me at the time.) I mean come on! 1.) I was 32 and looked it 2.) I was gambling and 3.) it was frickin' water!

Reason number #9830 that Vegas is bullshit.
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 04:27 PM
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7. After I was carded for WD-40 nothing surprises me.
When I asked the manager why I was being carded she said because I was going to use it to get high. I would've walked out except my boss had asked me to get it for work so I just told her that if I wanted to get high I could afford to spend more than $2.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 06:14 PM
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8. People ingest WD-40?
Ewwwwww.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 07:55 PM
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9. I got carded for buying Rocket Chocolate (those caffeinated candies)
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 07:58 PM
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10. I was carded for buying Manishevitz. I didnt realize people Guzzle that stuff
Edited on Sun Feb-07-10 07:58 PM by MadBadger
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-07-10 08:05 PM
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11. Was it mother f***ing yellow cake?
:shrug:
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