Top 40 Epic Lyrics Fail

[Tommy_Carcetti]

David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch":

Verse:

"The way that booty movin', I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin' so I can pull up close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"

To refrain

Refrain:

"Damn, you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn, you's a sexy bitch (x2)
Damn, girl"

Good lord, Idiocracy is now.....

[HopeHoops]

1. My favorite is "All day we worked hard. And then we slept, 'cause we was tard."

From "Coal Miner's Daughter".

Then there's the song called "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life" - you don't need to bother with listening to it.