How do I know if I've caught Olympic Fever?

[arbusto_baboso]

What are the symptoms?

[HopeHoops]

1. You find a garden gnome with an Olympics t-shirt on in the work refrigerator, and...

you nuke it on high for 2 minutes and eat it for lunch.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Hah. Shows what you know.

Gnomes have to be nuked for 3 minutes to be anything close to edible.

[HopeHoops]

16. I'm a vegetarian. I don't do gnome.

[geardaddy]

2. You slide coasters on the conference table

during meetings.

[arbusto_baboso]

3. I did that BEFORE the Olympics.

Also did "hallway luge" in more than one workplace.

[Iggo]

5. How many pins have you collected?

If the number is greater than Zero, you've caught it.

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Does that include safety pins?

[Iggo]

14. If only. But no. These things.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. You start to light up torches to the national anthem

and try to build a curling alley in your basement.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. What if I....

Light "torches" in my living room, and then curl up in my basement?

[Call Me Wesley]

9. That's just a poor excuse,

but the exact same thing. Sorry. ;)

[MadBadger]

10. How much Curling do you watch?

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Paper Roses]

12. Only my hairdresser knows for sure. n/t

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. You'll have a hankering to start your own curling team

[KamaAina]

15. There's a 40-pound granite curling stone lodged in your left temple

actually, that would explain a lot...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. you will ride a bike ---

http://lh6.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RyE7qBd0DDI/AAAAAAAAKfc/rfTXdbK8cEM/Olympic+ring-shaped+bicycle%5B2%5D.jpg

[MilesColtrane]

18. Five colorful rings show up around your "private area", and you are prone to hyperbole.

[arbusto_baboso]

20. Should it burn when I pee?

[MilesColtrane]

21. As hot as a torch, and it should smell like victory.

[gratuitous]

19. You start thinking that McDonald's is food

Because that's what the Olympians eat.