Innie or Outie?

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Poll question: Innie or Outie?

[Dr. Strange]

1. I count at least three in that pic.

Mine's totally an innie. I've lost car keys in there.

[RedCappedBandit]

2. I don't have a belly button

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Adam?

is that you?

Love, Eve.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Let's just say that when the urge DOES hit...

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I ALWAYS have a peanut M&M to satisfy my cravings.
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Wait.............................. you're talking about belly-buttons?
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[Midlodemocrat]

4. Seriously? Are you kidding?

OMG.

[mix]

5. this sample seems to suggest that outies are a minority nt

[PassingFair]

6. True Story.

My husband and I went out to dinner one night, and
on the way into the restaurant, a beautiful young
woman in a midriff revealing shirt crossed in front
of us to put money in her parking meter.

My husband usually pretends not to notice other women
while I am around, so I was couldn't BELIEVE MY EARS
when he said to her "Nice Outie!".

I was flabberghasted until I noticed that he was talking
about her CAR, an AUDI....

I still laugh whenever I think about it.

[mix]

7. lol nt

[Bucky]

9. I like to pretend I'm not shallow, but outies really kind of freak me out.

It's like a tiny unformed twin is trying to poke its way out of your belly. I normally go off on rants about how stupid, vapid, and evil vanity cosmetic surgery is, but if I had an outie I'd totally go to have corrected.

[mix]

10. There are advantges and disadvantages.

For innies, the problem is hygiene. That little hole needs to be scubbed.

For outies, the problem, and this is conjecture, is getting it hit or pinched.

I have never actually met or seen anyone with an outie.

[Ivan Sputnik]

11. When I was a kid

my little brother had an outie. I used to press it and say "ding dong", like it was a doorbell, and he would laugh.

The problem with innies is that they are lint collectors.

[mix]

12. cute story about your bro nt