Worst play you've ever went to?

[sakabatou]

"Spoon River." God. Awful. Boring.

[Quantess]

1. "Rally Round the Flag Boys" in high school

"South Pacific" in HS was lousy, too.

[BuddhaGirl]

2. "Cats"

I thought it was, well, downright horrible....boring! :shrug:

[Archae]

3. I haven't seen this one...

And have NO intention of doing so! :wow:

http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/site/

[BurtWorm]

4. Andrew Lloyd Webber's Song and Dance in London

:evilfrown:

Lamest ass piece of shit I've ever seen on any stage anywhere. I don't remember why we didn't try harder to get tickets to anything else. What a stinker!

[Skittles]

5. Fidler on the Roof, London Paladium (sp?) - as a child

set me up for a lifelong dislike of musicals

[bookworm65t]

6. My mom's production of Annie

I don't care for Annie anyway, but a few years ago my mom was in the chorus of a local production. It was held in an outdoor theater. So I sat on a bleacher near a guy who looked like a vagrant. Next thing I know I discovered that he had urinated on the bench and that it had soaked my purse and jeans. He had gotten up in a hurry, no wonder.

I had to cut the performance early because of that. I know that my mom's feelings were hurt, not only because of my early leave-taking, but because other family members didn't bother to support her. I do feel bad for not watching the whole show, but I was too uncomfortable to continue.

[Tabasco_Dave]

7. My ex-girlfriend's play

She was a terrible actress but i wanted sex, so i lied a lot.:blush:

[Brother Buzz]

8. The Beard - Edinburgh Festival - 1971

Just awful! Jean Harlow and Billy the Kid confront each other in a blue velvet eternity.

Jean: "Before you can pry any secrets from me, you must first find the real me! Which one will you pursue?"

Billy: "Sit on my lap and kiss my boots, and I don't mean boots"



Those were the opening lines, I think. It got worse.

[Dappleganger]

9. Waiting for Godot...

it seemed to never end. :(

[BlueIris]

10. An adaptation of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" in southern Oregon in 1997.

Painfully, embarrassingly bad. I could not wait for it to end, and various people in the audience were visibly trying to hold back laughter. Ticket prices were way up there, too. After that, I never went to a play I didn't read at least one review for.