Let's make a musical about vasectomy surgery!

[arbusto_baboso]

Any bright ideas for song titles?

[LeftyMom]

1. Frozen Peas on my Junk

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Ah, yes. Memories!

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Are you single? n/t

[TZ]

2. The first cut is the unkindest of all..

[sarge43]

4. Shooting Blanks With My Old Six Shooter.

I Made The Cut.

They Wouldn't Believe Me.

You Won't Be Havin' My Baby.

[Lars39]

5. Viva Vas Deferanse!

:hide:

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Best. Pun. Ever.

[kayakjohnny]

16. That is

pretty effin funny!

Good one!

:thumbsup:

:hi:

Cheers!

[KamaAina]

7. Sorry, not tasteless enough.

Not after Family Guy did Terri Schiavo: The Musical the other night. Serielsy. :puke:

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Not going for tasteless. I'm going for...

cheap exploitation of personal experience. As of April 1, it'll be 3 t=years since I had mine. For some reason, I had NO TROUBLE getting that surgery date!

[KamaAina]

11. Okay, then, Mack the Knife

as someone in a six-foot-high knife costume sashays on stage...

[arbusto_baboso]

12. I like, I like!

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Monty Python's "Spam-a-lot".

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Nay.
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Monty Python's "Sperm-a-not".
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"Come With Me" - King Arthur, Lady of the Lake, and Laker girls
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[MilesColtrane]

13. We'll need a title for the show first.

How about:

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Nutsack

The Non-Producers

Fiddler with my Balls

Annie Get Your Gillette

An American in Pain

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to my Gonads

I Can't! I Can't!

Bruisedy Boys

Legally Sterile

Maim


And of course...

The Color Purple

[arbusto_baboso]

14. I'm partial to....

Fiddler with my Balls.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. ROFL!

To those I would add:

Little Urologist's Office of Horrors

Balls Are Ringing

Pain: The Musical

[Lars39]

19. Don't forget "Comfortably Numb".

[kayakjohnny]

17. Les Miseraballs

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Damn you... DAMN YOUR EYES!!!

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I knew there was a genius parody in that title somewhere and
came THIS close to finding it.
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EXCELLENT!!!!
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I've had those, BTW.
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[MilesColtrane]

20. .

:thumbsup:

[HopeHoops]

21. Hard call. For me it was just 15 minutes of being a baby followed by 2 weeks of velcro balls.

The stitches got caught on EVERYTHING!

On the plus side, I had to take in a "sample" two weeks afterward and the wife helped out ;}

[old mark]

22. Titles? "Cut the Nasty Things Off", "This will hurt you more than it hurts me",

"Snip, Snip", and "What If I Change My Mind?"...

mark

[Scout]

23. it's not a musical, but Jeff Daniels did write a play, "The Vast Difference"

that was about vasectomy

[av8rdave]

24. Don't forget Deep Purple's

Smoke on the Scrotum

I'm series...when they do that cauterization part...

[arbusto_baboso]

25. Oh, I remember. That was the most disconcerting part....

Well, that, and the loud "CLICK!" when the doc cut through the tubes....