My company's "Lumberg" tore me a new one today

[Taverner]

And yes, he wears the white collar, blue shirt and "braces" - so I know he's a douchebag

I didn't deserve it, it wasn't my fault, and everyone knows this - but him. Actually he probably knows it too but he can't deal with the fact that a customer "played" him.

That happens in sales sometimes - deal with it!

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As a result I am half way through my Sierra Nevada 30th Anniversary Ale - which is an awesome Imperial Stout. It looks black with tan head, and it tastes like heaven. Fuck the world.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. So... If you could come in on Sunday that would be really great...

[Taverner]

2. Yup, that guy

Thankfully he's not my boss

He wishes he was so he could fire me

But SE's are not Account Managers

[Symarip]

3. We need to talk about your TPS reports...

The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

4. The squirrels were married.....I NEED my red stapler back....

Love Milton!