Cell phone photo of me, 1 PM today, bored, because the bride showed up late for the wedding

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Wedding was supposed to start at 1:00...she arrived around 1:30.

No, she wasn't "my" bride...I was there to videotape the festivities as a wedding gift for the bride & groom. This is me, reflected in the windows outside the church. No, I was not trying to look bad-assed. It just turned out that way.

YOUR TURN, DAMMIT...post something!

:rofl:

:toast:

[orion007]

1. "ELAINE" n/t

[Bucky]

2. Are you a professional photographer? If so, you might think about getting better equipment.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. The better equipment was in the church

I stepped outside and took that photo with my cell phone. I like the cell phone photos because they are deliberately low-tech but they don't represent what I do professionally.

[jobycom]

4. Damn. How many times did you talk into your cuff just to scare passers by?

:rofl:

[Mugu]

5. Anything?

When I get frustrated I sometimes drink, and I always enjoy a good fire, on occasion I combine my interests.

[Ptah]

6. An explicit cloud

[Angleae]

7. Sounds like my sister, later to her own wedding.

That was around 30 years ago and she still hears about it.

[LeftyMom]

9. My mother did that. And it was wedding #4, so you'd think she'd have it down.

Turns out she'd got most of the way to the venue, realized she'd forgot hose, and had to go to the drug store and get a pair. :shrug:

[Skittles]

8. YOU LOOK LIKE A WISE GUY

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. I'll be honest with you...I think I've cultivated that deliberately.

The older I get, the more "Tony Soprano" I get. Sometimes that's just the way life works out. It's an Italian thing.

:rofl:

[havocmom]

11. No, no! Puleeze! I din't see no UFO! Please, don't phaze me br....

Um, Hello. Have we met? Where am I?