North Carolina DUers: ACC Humor

[Penndems]

From my sister-in-law, who attended UNC-Chapel Hill.
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Two boys in Raleigh were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the News & Observer witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Heels Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Heels fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in North Carolina, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "N.C. State Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a State fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Heels or the Wolfpack.

What team do you root for?"

I'm a Duke fan," the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little Yankee Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[Leilani]

1. Hawaiian DUer here

And as a Dukie fan, I get it!

Go Blue Devils!!!

[Catholic Sensation]

2. my friend had that in his aol profile

[Sandpiper]

3. As a former NC resident and Duke fan

Here's one for you:

How do you get a Carolina grad off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

[Endangered Specie]

4. Ahhh yes yes, very good (NCSU student here)

[kodi]

5. ex bragaw dorm denizen here

the dorm where throwing refrigerators from the 4th floor railings is a sport.

go wolfpack!

[Endangered Specie]

6. heh, how about from the sullivan trash chute 12 floors up?