Seriously, why can't I have a narwhal as a pet?

[Taverner]

I mean, just think what that big horn could do to intruders?

[LynneSin]

1. Do you have a salt water pool big enough (and cold enough) to keep one

and I heard Narwhals are not very suggly!

[Taverner]

6. You stop talkin' bout my NARWHAL!!!!

I'm gonna cuddle it till it spears me!

[old mark]

2. You can have mine - they are cute, but a real pain in the ass to maintain...

I'll FedEx it tonight.


mark

[Taverner]

3. Include the Narwhal leash please

I mean, I can swim her or him without it, but why bother?

[old mark]

7. The leash is in the box - just DON'T spill the slop bucket!...

God, I have all the windows open to get that narwhal stink out of my house....


mark

[foxfeet]

4. Because Purina hasn't yet perfected Narwhal Chow.

And fish stinks.

[Taverner]

5. What about if they used SoyRiffic?

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. The only vegetarian...

.
...product that I really, REALLY like is Notwhal.
.

[Taverner]

10. Notwhal!!!

:rofl:

You gotta pay for my keyboard now - coffee is all over it

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. How do you keep it from poking holes in the above-ground pool? n/t

[ChickMagic]

11. Because they reek!

Really!