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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:14 AM
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I am changing my name to Murphy's law!! Rant
1. I wake up at 630am. At 635 I blow my nose and thanks to allegies it starts bleeding all over the place including the carpet. I clean with peroxide.

2. 710am I have contractors remodelling my bathroom. I take a shower surronded by plastic. It falls all over me. 720 am it happens to my wife and she freaks out.

3. 740 am. I open the bathroom window to air out all the smell. I break the window.


4. 810 am. I stop for a mcmuffin and some coffee. I spill all the coffee down my chest and crotch. I go home to change


5. 850 am- I change put in a cd, the cd player breaks.

6. I decide to check the car oil ( minor leak). I forget to put the oil cap back on a start the car. Oil spews every where.

I am gonna call contracter man. or hide in a closet. I am a nice guy. If there was not bad luck I would have no luck at all.

DDQM



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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:16 AM
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1. God, That sucks...
:hug:
Duckie
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:17 AM
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2. Well, your day HAS to get better, doesn't it?
I hope so, anyway.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:20 AM
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3. it's friday, my suggestion:
call in sick and lock yourself in a closet with a tv and a case of beer :evilgrin:
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:23 AM
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5. I want too
but I got asshole contractor man coming over. No relaxation there

DDQM
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:22 AM
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4. Be careful going to the bathroom...
You never know what might fall off next!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:25 AM
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6. When it rains it pours
That's the way it seems anyway. I've had days like that, too. Just hope it's one day and not longer.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 10:27 AM
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7. and of course I just call contracter guy
can only leave v/m. I am ready to go ballistic.


Richmond headline news. social worker goes nuts, kills everyone in path. Then goes to sit on a rock at the river with a case of beer. totally unresponsive

DDQM
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