If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, you know what he would say? He'd say...

[Bucky]

"Oh God! Someone let me out of this coffin!"


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[Deep13]

1. Eak! Iron bird! nt

[HopeHoops]

2. If he went on BillO's show, he'd be called a "pinhead" and have his mic shut off.

Damn liberal - you can tell by the beard.

[Phentex]

3. "Find a penny pick it up..."

hey, who uses pennies these days?

[Old Troop]

4. That was excellent!!

[edbermac]

5. "Be excellent to each other, and...."

"PARTY ON, DUDES!!!"

[Winston Wolf]

6. FUCK!

"I got it all wrong!"

...South should have won, and the North should have came in and finished them during the Dust Bowl. Instead, we've been limping along ever since, carrying our ignorant and potentially inbred brethren in tow.

[yankeepants]

7. I wonder what I could get

for this hat on ebay.