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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 09:47 AM
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Stop me if you've heard this one. Guy walks into a bar, and there's a robot bartender...
The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Budweiser, American Idol and baseball.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 60."

The robot leans in real close and says,










"So, you people still happy you voted for Palin?"
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:10 PM
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1. EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:14 PM
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2. OMG!
stealing this for my facebook wall!!!
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 07:48 PM
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3. *snort!* Oh great; martini all over my keyboard! And I was just about to talk physics.
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:30 PM
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4. Great! hahaha!
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