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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:30 PM
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There is one benefit to being laid off
Beers and B H 's at 1:30!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:37 PM
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1. That's TWO things...
Edited on Wed May-12-10 03:38 PM by MiddleFingerMom
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I know. I know.
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Nobody told you there'd be math.
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That big an addition flub? If you're an accountant, let me
clue you in on something -- THAT WAS NO LAYOFF!!!!
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Edit: At first I read that as "beer and BJ's" and I thought
to myself, "I better NEVER hear him moan about being laid off
AGAIN!!!"
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:41 PM
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2. No no - wifey still has to work :(
The B H meant something else

BUT - Beer and B H 's kind of fuse into one thing, dontchya think?
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:43 PM
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3. More hours to masturbate?
What am I saying, you can do that at work.

Sorry to hear that, man.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:53 PM
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4. HAHAHA yes, that is true
Reminds me of David Cross' "I drink for a REASON!"
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 03:55 PM
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5. it took me a minute to figure out what "B H" was
then I remembered. Then I forgot again.

Then I went: "ooooh! Riiiiight!"
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 04:01 PM
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6. LOL....I guess I didn't want to get tagged in a search
As if that stopped me before...wait - they're watching me aren't they? :)
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