Fartsack. That's what my Dad used to call the bed.

[kimmerspixelated]

I just remembered that today and it got me terribly giggly. Did anyone else's Dad have that kind of vocabulary?

[foxfeet]

1. Can't wait to hear what your mom called it. And him.

[kimmerspixelated]

2. HAHA.. well, she was a nice woman,

I believe she called it just a bed, and him, "honey" !

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Was he in the Army...

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...or one of the other branches?
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That's common jargon for a sleeping bag.
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[Captain Hilts]

7. In the sub force the vinyl mattress covers are called 'fart sacks'.

http://www.usstorsk.org/photoalbum/423photo.htm

[kimmerspixelated]

9. WWII Navy.

Thanks, I'm sure that's where it came from. Voila!

[MajorChode]

4. That's what my dad called sleeping bags when we went camping

[Captain Hilts]

5. That's a military term. nt

[Walk away]

6. When we were little my Dad would make up bedtime stories about farting cavemen discovering fire....

and blowing up mastodons. He would go way over the top and we would roll around in bed until my Brother inevitably farted. The whole family would scream, accuse him exploding cave elephants and run around the room. He had lots of stories but this was on the "most requested" list.

I don't know how we ever got to sleep but when we finally did we were out like lights.

[kimmerspixelated]

10. What a scream!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[datasuspect]

8. my dad called me Little Sally Pee Pee Pants

he told me he drank because i made my mom cry at night

[SoxFan]

11. Army slang

Sleeping bag.