CAPTION the indecency

[underpants]

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. "She's got huge... tracts of land!"

"In Iraq!"

[commander bunnypants]

2. What me do something illegal

I am a perfect angel

:evilgrin:

DDQM

[LionInWinter]

3. "I put the vice ...

in Vice President"

[rustydog]

4. Why would I have maps of Iraq oil fields in my 2000 energy meetings?

Are you suggesting something untoward?
You SAY that releasing transcripts of the meetings would clear this up.
I say who cares what you think?

[Endangered Specie]

5. No, I am NOT a chicken

[underpants]

6. Wall Street and the nation holds it breath please not the big one

We don't like him but we are scared to death W might actually be put in charge.

[Deb]

7. Ohh, some months they get so tender!

[marigold20]

13. Good one!

..

[skip fox]

8. "What???? You thought I said they had WMDs in Iraq? Man, you better

wash out your ears! I was saying how they just started getting MTV in Iraq. Don't you people ever check your facts???"

[cosmicdot]

9. and, I pleaded with Halliburton to just pay me minimum wage ...

[Kadie]

10. Who Me?

Not me! It was definitely somebody else. I can't release the name of the other person at this time. But it was definitely someone else. Now stop asking me questions and let me get back to my favorite undisclosed location.

[Bundbuster]

11. "My heart? It's...it's...it's...wait... right here."

[VOX]

12. "I prefer a little more lift from my bra, and seamless is the way to go.."

"And that's why I wear the Magic Lift Minimizer." :evilgrin"

[Streetdoc270]

14. Hey dont balme Me... I spent most of my term in a bunker