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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:15 PM
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Goddamnit...my dog just ate my underwear.
All of them.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:17 PM
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1. tastes like chicken?
:shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:18 PM
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2. Possibly. n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:21 PM
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It's a good thing you weren't wearing any.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:25 PM
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5. I knew that would come in handy someday.
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:21 PM
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3. BOTH pairs?
What will you do now?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:24 PM
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4. I'm going to induce vomiting.
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Quiet_Dem_Mom Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:32 PM
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6. Serious stuff. Really.
Our dog did that last year and ended up having an emergency surgery because the cloth had moved into the upper intestine and the elastic band had bound up on the cloth. The problem is we didn't know what happened until we found the remnants of the evidence much later.

Good luck with the vomit inducing, hope he's able to chuck it back up.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:35 PM
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7. I'm no longer worried about the underwear.
He just ate an entire roll of toilet paper.

I'm sorry to hear about your puppy...
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Quiet_Dem_Mom Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:39 PM
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10. Thankfully, the vet was able to get it before it went fully into the intestines
And now the shredded skivvies are on the vets "Wall of Shame".

Oi.

:)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:40 PM
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12. How many pairs of underwear are on your vet's wall?
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Quiet_Dem_Mom Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:45 PM
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13. Just the one from our pooch. It's an assorted collection of stuff pulled from dog stomachs.
Thankfully, I've never seen the collection beyond what they got from our dog and I have no intentions of ever seeing it.

Blech
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:37 PM
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8. That'll learn you...
for leaving your dirty underwear all over the floor. Poor philboy.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:38 PM
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9. They were not on the floor...
They were in his food dish.
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 09:39 PM
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11. Like I said...
poor philboy.

:)
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Old Troop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-10 11:44 PM
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14. Were you in them?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 12:07 AM
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15. M-m-m-m-m-m nom-nom-nom-nom-nom...
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 05:51 AM
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22. Oh. Ew.
Funny, but ew.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 12:12 AM
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16. Poor dog. nt
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 02:04 AM
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17. Our dog used to eat dirty underwear all the time.
One time, I found her wearing a pair of boxer shorts on her head. She was shaking her head and stumbling all over the house. They were so tangled up that it took me awhile to figure out how to get them off her head.

She ate dirty socks, too.

Now we keep all the dirty socks and underwear in a net laundry bag. The other dirty laundry can be loose in a basket, but not socks and underwear.
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 04:40 AM
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18. my dog carries them around
He doesn't seem to be interested in licking or chewing on them... he just likes to have a pair with him like a favorite toy. He used to present a pair as a special gift to guests until I started hiding them better... very embarrassing.


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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 05:44 AM
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19. Weird...My dog ate my work pants the other day!
My dog at my work pants the other day while I was sleeping. He grabbed them from the dirty clothes. When Paul got home they had a huge gaping hole in them. He wasn't amused when I asked if they could be fixed.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 05:45 AM
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20. Oh, btw...
Edited on Sat May-22-10 05:50 AM by WillParkinson
The pants weren't fixable. Pretty much just the legs and zipper were left
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-10 05:50 AM
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21. Did you have to use the old peanut butter trick?
Just wondering.
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