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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 10:35 AM
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...so then I says to da guy...
... I've forgotten more than you will ever know when it comes ta buildin' this shit. Back in my day, we dint have dese fucking cordless drills and cordless saws and cordless everything. We had ta do all this fucking shit by hand. Now ya got all this laser shit to do all your measurin' for ya...we dint need dat fucking crap. I could tall ya what 15 and a quarter inches looked like just by eyeballin' it. Now youse guys gotta pull out a fucking laser when ya go to da bathroom.

Now get da fuck outta here before I knock your fucking teeth out wid a wrench.
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:05 PM
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1. Oh yeah?
den what did da guy say? I'm thinking you probably be needing a good lawyer pretty dam soon. I know a guy, he handles all kinds of personal injury shit and what not.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:23 PM
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3. Does he handle punitive damages?
:hug:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:30 PM
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6. Does the pope shit in the woods?
:hug: :rofl: :loveya:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:17 PM
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2. Indeed, I pull out a laser when I go to the bathroom.
How did you know? Did your little hand drill tell you? :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:24 PM
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4. Leave my little hand drill out of this.
He's sensitive.



:eyes:



































:hi:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:35 PM
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9. LOL!
I bet! :rofl:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:27 PM
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5. You sir
owe me a new butterfly/fleetwood mac era shirt that I bought at C&A a few weeks back. It is now stained with cheap table wine and I demand re-numeration! Besides, we all know that European men sit when they pee. :crazy:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:32 PM
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7. I don't sit OR stand when I pee...
I hold it all day, then I just wet the bed. It's a family tradition. :loveya:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:34 PM
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8. Ok
now you and CMW can split the cost of my new but badly stained shirt. :rofl: :loveya:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:36 PM
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10. Considering his laser, I bet he knows all about badly stained shirts.
:hide:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:41 PM
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12. No, they're burned!
It's a laser. Lasers burn things. Just burn the stains away ...
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:39 PM
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11. Why? I do have a laser!
Want to see it?



And today I got an LED-flashlight that has also a laserpointer and UV-light built into it! How much fun will this make in the bathroom if I turn the lights off!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:44 PM
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13. .
"How much fun will this make in the bathroom if I turn the lights off"!

And THAT, my friend, is the million dollar question! :rofl:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-10 12:54 PM
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14. Heidi!
:scared:
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