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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 10:37 AM Original message |
A butt crack walks into a bar... |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. He didn't say anything. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
2. "I'm not taking any shit from you!" nt |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 11:36 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. OOOH - THAT's a GOOD one! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
3. Bartender says, "The usual? Grey Goose?" |
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Mr. Ected (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
4. You must be with the gas company. |
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Tom_Foolery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
5. I didn't call a plumber. n/t |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
7. I reserved the bed for you and the finger. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
8. "Welcome back, Sen. McConnell." nt |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 12:35 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. TA DA!!. . we have a winnah! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
10. Shut your piehole. |
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kimmerspixelated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
11. Hmm, You're looking kinda hairy, today! |
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kimmerspixelated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-30-10 04:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. HopeHoops! You must pick a winner! |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
12. What's with the sideways grin? nt |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Looks who's here! I thought you split." |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Grab a stoo... oh... I see you brought your own." |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. ... and farts. |
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backwoodsbob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
16. kind of wierd |
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mstinamotorcity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-28-10 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
17. Scott,Cottonelle,Charmin.or Angel Soft? |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-30-10 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. We don't need any assholes in here. |
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