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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 01:49 PM
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Why is a buttcrack verticle instead of horizontal?
so it doesn't go smack! smack! smack! when you run up the stairs.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 02:02 PM
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1. Also, as previously established, a horizontal butt crack would not so effectively showcase
a lower back tattoo.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 03:06 PM
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2. I dunno - it could make a very unique smiley face...
(Yeah, sorry, that made me :puke: too...)

:)
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 03:24 PM
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3. Also, you don't get caught on the toilet seat lid
when you sit down on the toilet.
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 03:45 PM
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4. So it doesn't whistle when you run fast. nt
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 08:15 PM
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5. IIRC the trousers manufacturers insisted; said they couldn't make
affordable trousers otherwise. They were a very influential group back in the day
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 08:54 PM
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6. Thanks for the laugh out loud just from the subject line. I needed that. nt
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