Who would win a gang fight between the 7 Dwarfs and The Smurfs ?

[KurtNYC]

Poll question: Who would win a gang fight between the 7 Dwarfs and The Smurfs ?

No chains or knives, just hand-to-(blue)-hand combat.

[MrSlayer]

1. The Dwarves would just stomp the Smurfs to death.

They are giants compared to the Smurfs. Papa Smurf has magic though, he'd have to be taken out first and the rest is easy.

[KurtNYC]

4. but there are at least 99 smurfs

word on the street is the Smurfs would gang up on some of the weaker dwarves early on. Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful would get beat down. Doc's glasses would be gone. Now you're 3 versus 99.

[flvegan]

2. We do.

[JTG of the PRB]

3. The Dwarves, definitely. They spend all day laboring in a mine.

You think they wouldn't delight in a little exercise in the fresh air as they stomped through the Smurfs' village?

[applegrove]

5. Since there are millions of smurfs and only 7 dwarves I'll have to go with smurfs.

[MrScorpio]

6. The Dwarfs are miners

Do-Not-Fuck-With-Miners!

[Orrex]

10. Yeah--in most states that's a felony

[Orsino]

7. If the Dwarves are allowed to tap out, and send in Stabby...

...I've gotta go with Team Dwarf.

[Ptah]

8. Smurfs! No doubt.

[Dr Morbius]

9. Dwarves wanna nail Snow White; smurfs wanna nail Smurfette.

Need I say more?

Heigh ho!

[TK421]

11. Grouchy Smurf would just fucking kill everybody in the room..no questions asked

while the other Smurfs stood around and laughed about it

[baldguy]

12. Age & treachery beats youth & strength every time.

Papa Smurf might be able to hold his own in a fight and Smurfette might be able to do some damage, but the rest of them put together aren't worth one Grumpy.

[quakerboy]

13. Smurfs easily

How many scrapes did they get out of, how many times did they survive dastardly traps and plans against them?

VS the Dwarfs, completely untested and untried, who have never had to go up against anything more threatening than an inanimate rock and were powerless to do anything even to save the princess till a prince came along for her?

Come on. The 7 Dwarf's best trick is "lets hide the princess and make her do housework for us". No Contest. Smurfs walk away with an easy victory on this one.

Thundercats VS HeMan and crew. Now theres a poll someone should do.

[TK421]

14. The Dwarves didn't have to contend with the likes of Gargamel

what a fucked-up existence...

[MilesColtrane]

15. If you know the stories behind the Dwarves names, you'd pick them.

Grumpy - AKA Collin O'Drennan

This ill tempered Irish immigrant, is rumored to be a former IRA soldier who crossed his commander by cheating with his wife. The story goes that he fled the country after cracking his rival's skull open, and ended up joining the 7 D's gang for insurance from long distance retribution.

Weapon of choice: Shillelagh

Happy - AKA Kurt Billick

Known to have been institutionalized for an extended time in the 80's, Billick always has a smile on his face, even after he snaps. "Happy" Billick has exhibited violent tendencies since childhood when he was discovered by his father torturing a litter of puppies.

Weapon of choice - two by four with protruding nails

Sleepy -AKA Darren Kovatts

"Sleepy" Kovatts has been suspected in the strangulation murders of several rival gang members. He is apparently a master of getting close and disarming his target by his apparent innocuous nature.
He has never been convicted because he never leaves witnesses and police speculate that he always wears gloves and destroys them later, hence never leaving any physical evidence.

Weapon of choice: bare hands

Bashful - AKA Javier Lasko

Lasko was an up and coming star in the Detriot Tigers' farm system when his left achilles tendon was severed in a bar fight. The end of his professional career left him very bitter and with a pronounced limp.
He's still handy with a baseball bat though. Hence the nickname, "Bashful" Lasko.

Weapon of choice: Louisville Slugger with an iron core

Sneezy AKA Ted Pawlowicz

and

Dopey AKA Allan Pawlowicz

The Pawlowicz brothers have been involved in the drug trade all of their lives. Their ruthless rise to mid-level dealers was accomplished by violently eliminating their rivals.
Ted had a penchant for enjoying the product a little too much. Allan "Dopey" or "Dopeman" Pawlowicz is considered the strategic thinker among the two, although they both are incredibly unpredictable and skilled in a fight.

Weapons of choice: Colt M1911 and Sawed off Remington 870 12gauge shotgun

Finally,

Lonnie "Doc" Schrom is the leader of the gang. He got his name for the precision with which he wields a knife, and for his ability to fix any problems among the seven gang members and keep them a cohesive, fighting unit.
22 arrests, 2 convictions resulting in 12 years inside

Weapon of choice: folding razor knife

The Seven Dwarves will fight without weapons upon occasion, and word on the street is that they've never been beaten.

[SwampG8r]

16. dwarves had

shovels and picks and hammers and saws
fucking smurfs would die
die smurf die

[Mad_Dem_X]

17. Smurfs. Just 'cause there are more of them.

The odds are in their favor.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. I hate to think it but in this incident I believe quantity will will beat out quality

so I voted for The Smurfs. :bluebox: