I have visitors for lunch today, and I can't seem to get off the computer

[clyrc]

In three hours I have friends coming over, and the house needs cleaning, especially the kitchen, but I don't want to do it. I'm the only one in the house who is awake, and I should wake everyone up with frantic vacuuming and such, but instead here I am prowling around DU. I've already abdicated my hostess duties in an atrocious way by giving my friends money to pick up the food from downtown on the way over, although I did make a cake this morning. I could make the argument that I am looking for interesting news to help along our conversation, but here I am in the lounge instead of the "newsy" areas of DU. I'm just wasting time and I feel guitly, but not guilty enough to get up and do something.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Visitors for lunch, eh? How do you cook 'em? I just had a boring old enchilada for lunch.

:P

[woo me with science]

2. Lunch is easy.

Samiches.