Woman in Spain claims she owns the sun. What now?

[yellowcanine]

Woman Says She Owns The Sun

A woman in Spain has registered the sun as her property at a notary public.

Angeles Duran says now that she owns the sun, she wants to charge everyone who uses it. She says she’ll keep only 10% of the proceeds for herself. The rest would go to Spain’s government and ending world hunger.

http://www.joshspiegel.com/woman-says-she-owns-the-sun/





If her claim holds up I am putting dibs on the moon. Romantic full moons ought to be worth something.

[suninvited]

1. I claim the air

and everyone reading this right now who is breathing my air, please send me your payment immediately.

[kentauros]

11. I'll send it to you in the form of carbon credits

while I buy up stock in coal-fired power plants :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Feverishly working on my claim to Uranus.

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What a photo op when I stake my claim by placing my foot upon it and planting the flag.
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I HEREBY CLAIM URANUS IS MINE!!!!!
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[Maine-ah]

3. apparently, someone already holds rights to the moon

and several planets in the solar system.....

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/11/26/friday-funny-pay-up-suckas/

[yellowcanine]

4. Duran's claim is bogus because he didn't make his claim in the name of the Giant Sphagetti Monster.

[Deep13]

5. Wait till she gets her real estate tax bill. nt

[Yavin4]

6. Way To Open Yourself Up to Liablity Suits from Skin Cancer Victims

Dumb ass.

[Duer 157099]

7. She's gonna bankrupt Boehner! n/t

[Bennyboy]

8. Can I sue the bitch for Melanoma?

I got hella snburned last sumemr and that was really really bad. I wanna sue...

[progressoid]

9. She has to plant a flag on it for it to be hers.

Duh.

[Kali]

10. you're out of luck

the moon got subdivided and sold years ago

[Sanity Claws]

12. But there is a new moon every 28 days so your claim is very short-lived

I'm taking the next new moon!

[kimi]

13. I claim Saturn!!

All those rings and what-not.

They've GOT to be worth something.

[Richardo]

14. I'm going to sue her ass to the stone age during the next sunspot activity cycle

Any adverse effects I experience from wonky electronics and general malaise will be compensated with treble punitive damages!

[madinmaryland]

15. I am going to sue the hell out her next summer when I get sunburn!!

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