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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-10 03:03 PM
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A salesman goes up to a house
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your Mum or Dad home?"
Little boy: "What do you f***ing think?"
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-10 03:11 PM
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1. Oh wow. I wasn't ready for that.
:evilgrin:
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