Date of Rapture/return of Jesus officially set

[av8rdave]

Just thought you would want to know. It's apparently official.

http://www.popfi.com/2010/12/03/jesus-will-return-on-may-21-2011-says-billboard/

[SwampG8r]

1. this is a chance to clean up

if they believe they will make great deals on real property
get near them early and start buying their stuff cheap

[RedCloud]

2. He's going to come that day? Will he save some for the sperm bank?

[Archae]

3. I've learned this is the 3rd time this bunch of yoyos have "predicted" the date.

You'd think after the second failure, they'd give it up.

[PuffedMica]

5. Third time is the charm

Or maybe three strikes and you're out!

[pinboy3niner]

4. So it's written in stone (so to speak)?