Seriously, would you wear this T-Shirt in public.....

[LynneSin]

A church group made a series of shirts so teens could declare what they have given up. We do not feel compelled to know what teenagers did in the shower, past or present.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/07/t-shirts-never-in-public_n_792952.html#s200347

[lovemydog]

1. no

heck no

[PassingFair]

2. Maybe the "S" is lost in their armpits? n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

3. I heard that church group also has an "EX-Dirty Sanchez Recipient" shirt...

...but it's only worn on Sundays.

[Beer Snob-50]

18. I have just learned what that term implies

I am going to wash my eyes out with holy water and find Christine O'Donnell and pray for all of our souls

LOL

[bobburgster]

4. Bah, ha, ha, ha!

Hell no!

[GoCubsGo]

5. Shoot. I wouldn't even pose for that photo.

Those two kids are going to regret that one day.

[zanana1]

6. "Mommy--What does "masturbator" mean"? nt

[LynneSin]

8. Funny story about Masturbation and children

Chris Coons, the person who ran against anti-masturbate Christine O'Donnell, had an amusing quip about O'Donnell's stance on the act. He mentioned that thanks to Ms O'Donnell he had to have that talk with his kids much sooner than expected.

[PRETZEL]

7. Christine O'Donnell's new pet project n/t

[WCGreen]

30. She better not pet it too hard...

[jobycom]

9. No, but it would be a great joke to play on visitors who don't speak English, wouldn't it? nt

[pinboy3niner]

10. Oops! The printer left out four letters: "pert"

How embarrassing! :evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

11. Makes me want to slap a red patch over the EX- while it's in his locker

:evilgrin:

[Brother Buzz]

28. The genuine Master Baiters already beat you

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=190746&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[Broken_Hero]

12. I would, but I would alter a bit

I'd add some words on the back....:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

13. The woman is cute

I'll be in my bunk...

[LynneSin]

14. Just reading there right

:eyes:

[NewJeffCT]

15. It will be a cold day in hell

before I become an ex-masturbator...

Just as bad in that sequence of bad t-shirts, though, is the young girl who had a t-shirt that said, "If you think I'm a bitch, wait till you meet my mother"

Who would get that for their child?

[Deep13]

16. Chances of being cool ruined for life. nt

[LynneSin]

21. Depends on which school you attend

You're at some bible baptist school - that would be so rocking cool!

[Deep13]

24. The parents might think so...

...but the kids will still think it's idiotic for two reasons. First, it's an admission of past behavior no teenager wants to make. Second, the "ex" part is a lie that will be obvious to everyone. :rofl:

This is even worse than "modest" swimwear for girls of fundy parents.

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

:rofl:

[Swede]

17. The guy on the right is flashing the spocker shocker.

:rofl:

[Crystal Clarity]

19. "Whatcha doin up there John-Boy"? 'The Homecoming' 1971

Olivia: What were you doing up there?
John-Boy: Nothing, Mama.
Olivia: Then what's the door locked for?
John-Boy: I reckon it just got locked.
Olivia: A door don't get locked all by itself. Now what were you doing up there behind locked doors?
John-Boy: Sometimes I like a little privacy, Mama.

Poor, poor John-Boy :blush:...:rofl:

[EOTE]

42. Dammit! Can't a guy masturbate in this house?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzMbz0KLTE

[Sabriel]

20. Sure, but it would be false advertising

At least today.

[realisticphish]

22. I think most people pretty much ignore the "ex" part

sure, everyone knows everyone does it, but it's not something we acknowledge. People will read this, and think "ew"

This is someone walking up to you, shaking your hand, and saying "Hi, I'm Bob, and I used to masturbate CONSTANTLY with the hand I'm touching you with RIGHT NOW."

[LynneSin]

25. OMG you owe me a new monitor

:spray:

:rofl:

*reminds herself never to shake realisticphish's hand*

[pinboy3niner]

31. Even funnier that he immortalizes his fist in his sig line

The "AL DENTE" you may interpret as you wish... :rofl:

[dd2003]

23. no

[Lucian]

26. Everybody lies.

The only variable is about what.

[pitohui]

27. i dont wear any t-shirt in public but...

that's pretty beyond the pale, the funny thing is i fully expect to see somebody in africa wearing exactly that shirt one day, i think all the rejected t-shirts of old failed ball teams and "D.A.R.E." campaigns and so on eventually end up bundled onto some big tanker and given away in remote villages by supposedly "christian" folk who actually have a disturbed sense of humor

does anyone still think that church leaders (as opposed to the followers) still believe in any god other than power? to get a kid to wear a shirt that weird is a pretty crude demostration of your power...

[WCGreen]

29. Or the catholic one...

I was molested by Father Stephen and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt...

[Joe Fields]

32. liars.

[av8rdave]

33. What a great wedding gift for a couple!

[Angry Dragon]

34. It is not masturbation if someone watches!!

[rbnyc]

35. Yes.

Ironically.

[LynneSin]

36. Oh I know you too well - you'd wear it just for the conversations it could start

:rofl:

[rbnyc]

46. and to see the looks...

...I would get.

:hi:

[Evoman]

37. I don't think I'm qualified to wear it. In fact, I'm doing it right now as I post.

What? The lounge makes me randy.

[Crystal Clarity]

38. OMG ew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A .... jk! :P

[Swampguana]

39. No No No No No No

They look ridiculous. You couldn't pay me to wear that. Maybe if I was brainwashed or hypnotized...maybe they are

[Forkboy]

40. Yeah, I would. That would be funny!

I could wear that to any live show I see and it would get great laughs. I'd also just wear it shopping to see the looks it gets. :)

[Heidi]

41. Makes 'em look like QUITTERS. (nt)

[TK421]

43. Funny thing is, you know they still do it...no T-shirt I know of can hold back those hormones!

idiots, may they have happy thoughts then

[kimi]

44. Those kids

look just a little TOO happy to be EX-masturbators.

I'm guessing that if they have indeed quit (which they have not) it was, oh, about 5 minutes ago.

[kayakjohnny]

45. They have the look that says,

....."cause, actually... we're just fucking each other right now. And that's a whole lot better".