Could I get some suggestions for an unreliable, small car whose gas tank explodes on low impact?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Ptah]

1. Paint.

[woo me with science]

2. Gift? nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. Known in legal circles as The Molotov.

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

4. How many Republican clowns can we get in it?

Then force them to drive on the freeway.

[PJPhreak]

5. More Ponies,Like this...

[old mark]

6. Try a Yugo, if you can still find one that has not self destructed...

They were obsolete Fiats made in Communist Yugoslavia, imported here...the best of all possible cars!


mark

[hobbit709]

13. A friend of mine had one. It actually was a good car

He put 150K miles on it before it died.

[old mark]

17. A friend of mind had one , too - I asked her how it was running, and she said,

" Great!...Wanna buy it?"


mark

[Skip Intro]

7. I had a Pinto and I loved it.

Great little car.

Except for that gas-tank explosion thing. Never had that problem with mine.

[Frank Cannon]

8. I drove the hell out of a Mercury Bobcat, essentially the same car.

And yeah, it was a terrific little car when it wasn't exploding in a giant ball of flame.

[Skip Intro]

9. Yeah, same car. I only ditched mine when I couldn't put oil into it fast enough, lol.

But I loved that little car.

[ChoralScholar]

10. The Corvair too, right?

Isn't that Nader's book was about?

[pinboy3niner]

12. The Corvair was only trained to roll over--not explode :)

[peekaloo]

11. Skip the car. Just walk and eat lots of butterbeans.

[Moondog]

14. Use it as ammo for a really large trebuchet.

[Mopar151]

15. Try a Chevette

Or any Toyota from the 70's, or '70's VW Rabbit, with rust in the structure. They literally disintegrate when rear-ended.

[Deep13]

16. A few suggestions:

Chevy Bomb GT

Dodge Demolition

VW Shrapnel TDI