Loathsome "celebrity" Ke$ha is apparently a fan of the 7th track on ZZ Top's "El Loco" album.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

If you have a strong stomach, go here:

Ke$ha Pics Leaked Online
http://www.thesuperficial.com/keha-pics-leaked-online-12-2010

Then follow the link to the "Egotastic" Website.

NSFW ("Not Safe For Work"), and also not safe for those who aren't fans of Ke$ha.

:eyes:

[HopeHoops]

1. El Loco is in the "lost in one of my daughters' rooms" department. What is the 7th track?

"La Grange" maybe?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Sorry, the "in joke" is too pivotal to the thread

It will just be a matter of time before a fellow ZZ fan connects the dots.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

3. It really don' cost that much.

[KamaAina]

4. Aaaaauuuggggghhh!!!!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Thing is, I never realized that song was by ZZ Top until I wiki'd it just now.

Must... get... brain bleach... NOW...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. Yes, my post offends on TWO levels. Not just one. TWO.

:rofl:

:toast:

[jobycom]

5. Hunh. Celebrities have sex, too? Who'da thunk it? But why is she loathsome?

Does she kill babies, rape kids, murder people, put cats in trash cans for a joke? I've missed anything loathsome about her, but I admit about all I know of her is a couple of pop hits.

[Lucian]

7. Well, at least she keeps everything shaved down there.

If there is an upside to this.

[NightWatcher]

8. NEVER EVER try that in real life. You will get slapped

Apparently all women don't want THAT kind of jewelry

I wish I could remember the comedian that said that....to give credit and deflect blame

[Chan790]

10. Dude...

"if you will it, it is no dream."

Nah, seriously. I think there are exceedingly-few people who would be happy if you did that to them unannounced, but I've found that I'm surprised constantly by what people will enthusiastically-assent to in the boudoir if the subject is broached in the right manner.

"I want to _______________, the thought of it really gets me hot."

(The worst that can happen in a healthy relationship based in honesty is they'll say no.)

Willingness to do equally absurd things to please your partner is par for the course. This is how I found myself putting away dishes in just a dog-lead and a Fabio wig one afternoon. It was worth it, she also usually cut me off, finished my suggestions and suffixed them with "This is going to be fun."

I should have married her. :evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

9. There's a Barbara Bush joke in there somewhere, but I don't want to find it.

[Chan790]

11. I just died little inside.

I'm going to need a :cry: later, after a steel-wool bath and before a shot of paint thinner to kill those brain cells.