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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 01:19 PM Original message |
It's about that time again. Post only bad advice. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
1. Always say "FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD" when a cop pulls you over and comes up to your window. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. Cheap condoms save money. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 12:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
62. Turn'em inside out and re-use'em n/t |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. Vote Republican. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 04:25 PM Response to Reply #3 |
69. You beat me to it! |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
4. Tell Skinner you want to be tombstoned, |
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Tobin S. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. Yeah, stay with him. I'm sure he'll sober up and make a nice husband one day. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. I like this one a lot! |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
31. Shit, wrong place. |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 03:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
17. You probably just need to have a baby to fix the relationship. n/t |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 12:56 PM Response to Reply #17 |
63. Remember, 3rd time's the charm! n/t |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. Everyone follow me to General Discussion and post your favorite insights! |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. So what if a plate broke into the salad. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
8. Sign Rex Grossman to a 5 year 80 million dollar contract |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 11:34 AM Response to Reply #8 |
37. The Skins are paying Grossman and McNabb 80 mil each? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. Touch that. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. Join the Sarah Palin 2012 club |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
11. I aways have a lit ciggy when stealing anhydrous ammonia in a gas can for your meth lab |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. No need to slow down if you hit a foggy patch. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. Carrying scissors can be dangerous. ... |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
15. Just keep it floored. |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 04:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
40. Just power out of it! |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
16. Take hair advice from David Beckham and Donald Trump |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
18. Cold weather brings out the flavor of flag poles. |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
19. Pull my finger. n/t |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. Drive fast on icy roads in winter storms to get home quicker |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 04:57 PM Response to Reply #20 |
41. With an SUV on bald all-seasons n/t |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
21. Put Bachmann on the Intelligence Committee--no one will laugh |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
22. Go pee on that electric fence over there. |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
23. You don't need to be so disciplined during the holidays. Relax. |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
24. Eat yellow snow |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
25. Look in one direction, walk in another. |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
26. Have several drinks before posting in GD or GD:P |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. Fresh snow is so tasty when you lick it off a metal pole. |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
28. Just remember, mixing alcohol and powerful cough syrup has zero negative consequences. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
29. buy a dodge |
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LuvNewcastle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. Play penny slots at casinos. |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. Fry latkes in the nude. |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
33. I think you would look terrific as a platinum blonde! |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
34. Your cousins that you invited over for Christmas dinner? I'll bet they're not *really* vegan. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-17-10 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
35. Tutch the but. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 04:11 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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zanana1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 08:34 PM Response to Reply #39 |
48. I'd forgotten all about "Don't touch the butt". nt |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
36. Black ice is just a myth... |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 05:35 PM Response to Reply #36 |
44. Yellow ice contains your daily supply of vitamin C |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
38. Always place the boogers above her headboard neatly |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
42. Unsubsidized student loans are a great plan. Just great. |
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AllenVanAllen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
43. Always lift with your back when lifting over 20 pounds, |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
45. I love this thread!! |
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LawnKorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
46. Anti-virus programs slow your computer down, and you don't really need one these days anyway |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
47. Pit bulls make a cuddly little pet for your newborn. They are protective and provide |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
49. When cats wag their tails |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 11:03 AM Response to Reply #49 |
53. ROFL! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-18-10 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
50. "Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give most people |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
51. Do all your Christmas shopping at Walmart at 7pm, Dec 24th. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
52. Just ignore it. (nt) |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
54. Use your turn signals on the DC Beltway |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
55. Save the environment by sharing injection needles. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
56. Get all your medical advice online. |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
57. Please forget to avert your eyes when you uncork the champagne bottle |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-19-10 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
58. Make lots of plans that involve flights from Heathrow or Gatwick just before Christmas |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
59. It's fun taking baths with your plug-in TV |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
60. No need to look before stepping out into the street. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
61. always fart around over a running car engine |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
64. Your odds are better at Russian roulette if you use a big semi-auto pistol |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
65. The oil light in your car is just a friendly reminder... |
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NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
66. Bleach mixed with ammonia is excellent for household cleaning. nt |
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Crankie Avalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
67. Extending the tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% is just what we need to turn this economy around. |
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Bragi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-20-10 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
68. The surge will also work in Afghanistan /nt |
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