A funny thing just happened...

[MrScorpio]

I was just in my kitchen, spreading some mayo and Grey Poupon mustard on my freshly toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel, with mozzarella and turkey (Yummy!), when this massive Rolls Royce Silver Shadow came barreling through my front door and into my living room.

In the back seat was some snooty looking British guy and he was holding the exact same sandwich as mine (Wow, imagine that!)... And you know what he said?

Well, I don't what he was going to say, because just as he opened his mouth, I punched him in his fucking face.

His stiff upper lip looks pretty swollen by now.

[siligut]

1. Hit him again for me

Fuckin' Rolls Royce Silver Shadow? Moran.

[MrScorpio]

2. You know it. N/T

[ceile]

3. oh dear.

Good thing I had swallowed my coffee...:rofl: