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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:21 PM
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" ... and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt" ...
From the American Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum:

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"




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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 08:31 PM
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1. You are on a roll tonight.
:hi:
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-10 05:14 AM
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2. Happens sometimes ...
:hi:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-10 07:27 PM
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3. Link, please
This thread is useless without the link.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-10 08:01 PM
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4. Someone always has to be the cynic
look, if KayakJohnny & I think this rocks, it rocks. Proof, smoof, trust me.

:evilgrin:
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-10 08:05 PM
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5. Here's yer damn link
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