write your own verse to the tune of a christmas carol

[Bertha Venation]

here's mine, to the tune of "God Rest You Merry Gentlemen"

(I work within the hallowed halls of an old and respected law firm)



now listen to the quiet, how still this sacred air

I can't believe I must be here -- the offices are bare

when (Boss) gets here I'll look busy and she'll play solitaire

oh, paycheck, I do it all for you -- all for you

oh, paycheck, I do it all for yoooooooooooooooooou

[HopeHoops]

1. "Chet's nuts roasting on a funeral pyre."

Obviously one that's "divorce" themed.

[Bertha Venation]

2. what's this -- no one else?

Come on, DUers. Get creative!