Bum me out, post only bad advice.

[ohiosmith]

[Ptah]

1. Ask for advice on the internets.

[mwooldri]

13. ... ignore it, get advice from John McCain instead. nt

[begin_within]

2. Put faith in politicians.

[Iggo]

3. Eat the brown acid.

[SOteric]

4. Awesomely bad advice:

You don't really need to bother with seat belts unless you're drunk when you get in your car.

[era veteran]

5. Play high stakes poker with a guy named Doc.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Bathing feral cats is a relaxing hobby. n/t

[Phentex]

7. plenty here...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9578800

[KamaAina]

8. Always vote Republican.

:dunce:

[GalleryGod]

9. Go BACK with a woman who dumped you before..

Not a good ending...:argh:

[Iggo]

15. In the same vein, marry a woman who left her previous husband for you.

[krispos42]

30. My ex's ex-to-be should have read this 5 years ago! n/t

[cherokeeprogressive]

32. I did. We met eight years ago this last September

and this last November celebrated our first wedding anniversary.

I was an adult school teacher who taught computer application classes full-time in So. Cal. On the first day of the school year in September, she walked into my classroom first. It was all over for me. That was September 8th, 2003, at 2:10 in the afternoon.

[RZM]

10. This says it better than I ever could

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10310/saturday-night-live-bad-idea-jeans

[Swede]

11. Have one more,for the road.

Make it two.

[old mark]

12. Eat lots of things with sugar and fat-like donuts & ice cream-exclusively for 2011.

You will feel and look GREAT! (Not true.)

mark

[mwooldri]

14. Meet a woman on the Internet from another continent...

... meet up, propose marriage, and move to that other continent at the drop of the hat to marry and live with her.

For most people this *is* bad advice.

Fortunately I'm not "most people".

[tabbycat31]

16. join my family at Christmas

[Amerigo Vespucci]

17. Don't listen to the people who say "don't mix beer and wine." Drink what you like.

If you want to have a few beers, a couple glasses of wine, maybe some Jack or Glenlivet or Bombay gin and then a few more beers, then maybe some peach schnapps or Jamaican rum, it won't mess you up any more than if you just stuck with the beers. Don't listen to the MAN, man!



:rofl:

[pinboy3niner]

24. That reminds me of an old expression...

Wine on beer,
Have no fear.

Beer on wine,
Frankenstein!

:toast:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

18. Go to school naked and jerk off in front of a class

[ohiosmith]

21. That activity kept me out of study hall, detention, and phys ed.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

22. Wait...are you...

Na, that was me. Never mind.

[sarge43]

19. Take up beekeeping or explosive ordinance disposal for a stress free hobby. n/t

[krispos42]

29. Maintain alertness by drinking lots of coffee n/t

[sarge43]

35. Don't bother with protective clothing or gear. Keeps you focused. n/t

[zanana1]

20. Touch the butt. nt

[astral]

23. Don't do as I say, do as I do.

[postulater]

25. Play with matches.

[pinboy3niner]

26. Electricity and water DO mix

[TroglodyteScholar]

27. When sleeping, always get in a position that puts most of your weight on your face. n/t

[krispos42]

28. It is important to keep the contacts in your wall outlets clean.

A medium-size paper clip is a handy and inexpensive tool to perform monthly wall-socket-cleaning.

[DainBramaged]

31. Stepping in front of a bus is great exercise

[cherokeeprogressive]

33. Go ahead and jump! It' s not that high...

Afterward: Dude, I didn't mean it!

[lovemydog]

34. don't get close to anyone

that way you'll never get hurt

[JoePhilly]

36. Stare at strangers on the subway, they love it.

[NoPasaran]

37. Drive real fast and take lots of chances

[Taitertots]

38. Send your bank account number to Nigeria

Cut off your nose to spite your face.

[reflection]

39. Clean out that dirty toaster

with a nice long fork. Keep it plugged in so you can stay warm while you're working. Be sure to stand in the bathtub with the water running so the bread crumbs will go down the drain when they come out. :D